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Mouth
01:34
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joe the camel, do i stink of cigarette?
open up my mouth and try to fit inside of it
feel like a mammal when you shape my silhouette
open up my mouth and try to fit inside of it
you’ve been so on me i couldn’t walk away
i think about you and piss myself
not far below ya, but still wouldn’t let me stray
i never know who to ask for help
you’ve been so on me i couldn’t walk away
almost makes me wanna rest easy
not far below ya but still wouldn’t let me stray
i got no patience for this subspecies
joe the camel, do i stink of cigarette?
open up my mouth and try to fit inside of it
feel like a mammal when you shape my silhouette
open up my mouth and try to fit inside of it
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2. |
On Command
02:16
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i’ll shit in my hand and then throw shit at your band i mean like come on pretty boy, i can shit on command! your shit tastes so bland should stir more shit in the pan i mean like come on pretty boy, your shit is not in demand! your shit sounds so planned you shouldn’t call me a fan i mean like come on pretty boy, won't even shit in the stands! i’ll shit in my hand and then throw shit at your band i mean like come on pretty boy, i can shit on command all my fans come up to me at the duck pond 25 cents and i toss them a handful all your fans can hardly correspond not unless you take their heads up off the mantle i'm nipping at the water totally unconditional at best you'll be my spotter squat above you and every additional i’ll shit in my hand and then throw shit at your band i mean like come on pretty boy, i can shit on command! your shit tastes so bland should stir more shit in the pan i mean like come on pretty boy, your shit is not in demand! your shit sounds so planned you shouldn’t call me a fan i mean like come on pretty boy, won't even shit in the stands! i’ll shit in my hand and then throw shit at your band i mean like come on pretty boy, i can shit on command you can't regulate your heat like a faulty appliance have no doubt you're neat but from the crowd it's just silence life death delete you will always come spineless not built to excrete your every lyric lies lifeless i think your stupid rhythm reeks of pseudoscience! life death defeat when you don't seek out some guidance my toes tap repeat bumping shoulders with giants my toes tap repeat bumping shoulders with giants i’ll shit in my hand and then throw shit at your band i mean like come on pretty boy, i can shit on command! your shit tastes so bland should stir more shit in the pan i mean like come on pretty boy, your shit is not in demand! your shit sounds so planned you shouldn’t call me a fan i mean like come on pretty boy, won't even shit in the stands! i’ll shit in my hand and then throw shit at your band i mean like come on pretty boy, i can shit on command
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3. |
Razors in My Candy
02:54
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make me fall off on all the things that used to do it for me now what makes me sing is whatever is thorny, just restores me! some gore through the door all i want is more! more! more! some gore! through the door all i want is more! more! more! my chompers come down it hardly feels fantastic i won’t ever wait to unwrap the plastic not much for masters but it sure beats being monastic it’s some disaster but it’s nowhere near pyroclastic been a long time coming devilishly come in handy take your hand and put a couple razors in my candy match the color of the hanky screaming insincerely “no whammies!”
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4. |
Accident Prone
02:16
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must be accident prone
the way i break every bone i can’t help it
oh yeah i’m accident prone
how my head's in the cone i can’t help it
sure, been ice cream all day
that sugar had me shaken
didn't know i could lick the wrong way
some selfish sunlight i've mistaken, for
i fell out the door and into your chest
you cut to the core you cut up the mess and
you’re so enchanting i’m chanting your name
you’ve got me panting and begging to be
yeah i’m accident prone
when you're shoving your snout right up in it
oh yeah i'm accident prone
what you're shoving mine in it won't finish
i fell asleep
standing up
got so caught in dreaming
small talk is cheap
it's not enough
buys no time for screaming
i ran out the door and to a new chest
who cuts to the core and cuts up the mess and
you’re so enchanting i’m chanting your name and
you’ve got me panting and begging to be maimed
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5. |
BBQ Sauce
01:36
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so idealistic
i bug out when you can’t keep up with my pace
bad characteristic!
act like it’s just a hug when it’s the empty embrace of
crushing on you crushing on me it’s always
crush me to death
living untrue living ennui it’s hardly
living at best
tried so hard to be just like the man up on the cross
was singing “siphon me a bottle of his tasty bbq sauce”
i think that somewhere I just lost the plot and picked no path to cross
and tried to replicate the flavor of that tasty bbq sauce
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Toothless
01:40
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but you could render me toothless and i’d gum it
you could sing to me tuneless and i’d hum it
would never swim in the ocean
but you can sit me on salt
revive my limbs for the promotion
easily my systems all default
you could render my toothless and i'd gum it
you could sing to me tuneless and i'd hum it
so come and scoop out my teeth after i've peaked
whistle bye to this body as you push it down the creek
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7. |
Caught in My Zipper
02:10
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i’m a veritable cinderella
watch me drop another glass slipper
i’m real real sorry big fella
but I got caught in my zipper
shirt so tight you could call me stella
i’d come down with such a firm gripper, but
i’m real real sorry big fella
oh, I got caught in my zipper
i'm a veritable cinderella
watch me drop another glass slipper
i’m real real sorry big fella
but I got caught in my zipper
suck up the blood
man, you know i respect you
i chomped on the cud
and forgot to reject you
suck out the blood
you know i’ll always respect you
i chomped on the cud
and forgot to protect you
i'm real real sorry big fella
but i got caught in my zipper
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8. |
Swear Jar
02:47
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daylight on my path of roses
daylight on my pads of toeses
i might say i'll step over
you'll be bridge or red rover
in the path or at the wheel
of my bitchin bulldozer
it’s always raising you’re raising the fucking bar
it’s always toss another coin in the swear jar
so impish when you're crushed in my hug
it's mischief in the blush on your mug
night time splits my strong ties in two
night time splits the triple dog dare you
it’s always raising you’re raising the fucking bar
it’s always toss another coin in the swear jar
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9. |
Casino
00:44
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unbroken eye contact
could hold that gaze in perpetuity
but i'm not signing a contract
i’d mold new lies every opportunity
like "you could own the casino"
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10. |
Lucky
03:13
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we're only two cowboys playing leap frog
taking turns on the back we're going hee haw
we’re only two lumberjacks cutting a big log
taking turns back and forth until the seesaw
with you i'm lucky doing whatever
you comfort me and scare me clean out of my wits
barely tied now i fear soon we’ll sever
but countdown be damned you’d make it all worth gone to shit
hold you so tight pray we're out this weather
i feel so lucky with you here between my tits
hear the rain at your door
it entertains! it adores!
i don’t mean to tall tale
i’m not keen, i set sail!
hold me close past sunlight
i spite the lows every night
carry me through terror
want you to be my pallbearer
i yield my heart to the dwindling daylight
i yield my heart to the posthumous soundbite
i yield my heart to any beckoning bullfight
i yield my heart to all it is and all it's despite
i feel so lucky with you here between my tits
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11. |
Rip Taylor
01:36
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don’t write my ending rip taylor i’ll right your ending sing RIP, 1234 you don’t need to tell me what happens at the tail i’ll see it through i won’t bail i’ll get so sweaty no bitter betty may never look up and get covered confetti
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12. |
Slasher
01:41
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as soon as you
take down a star
i take you for a ride on the hood of my car
as soon as you
don’t tip the check
i’m frankenstein fingers coming right for your neck, i mean
you had so much cash that you might as well be a slasher
like a big atom smasher
you stiffed me on the bill so i might as well be a killer
spell my name out in chiller
as soon as you
come for my pace
you’ll be leaving on your ass with a boot in your face
as soon as you
you wave goodbye
wave with a bullseye you know i won’t be the first to die! slasher
takes no luck to wind up my pace
so go and wind me up for my ffffflashlight face
hey get fucked i won't be debased
so go on wind me up for my ffffflashlight face
you had so much cash that you might as well be a slasher
like a big atom smasher
you stiffed me on the bill so i might as well be a killer
spell my name out in chiller
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13. |
Hosses All Around
02:21
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must be dead
the way there’s hosses all around
i lose my head
as soon as they all pull their pants down
how many x’s could possibly suffice
must be 2 or 3 times as nice
this heart’s on fire can you put it on ice
slipped and fallen into paradise
must be dead
the way there’s hosses all around
check out the spread
as they come to pull my pants down
unless i tap out but i won’t waver
choke me out you’d be doing me a favor
i’m so damn grateful for the grapple
i’m suckin on that cock like it’s my adam’s apple
how many x’s could possibly suffice
must be 2 or 3 times as nice
this heart’s on fire can you put it on ice
must’ve fallen into paradise
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14. |
Corpses
02:49
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we felt so strong about the little songs
we wrote, man we felt like heroes
shout through the screen, we swore it was a scene
no urge in reaching casino
but now it’s gone, we packed it up, moved on
those days they circle down the drain
want to return, but that sun doesn’t burn
it’s only pain, so
let’s look fondly upon times we galloped with the horses
every other memory to the roaches on our corpses
prance along the path as if by unseen forces
it’s every other memory to the roaches on our corpses
let those sparks hit someone else down wind
they’ll sing like larks until they too shed their skin
as for our sins, they’ll be left to the monarchs
they’ll rush in as we head into the dark
last blink, they cheer
they drink our tears
let’s shrink no fear
they drink our tears
let’s look fondly upon times we galloped with the horses
every other memory to the roaches on our corpses
prance along the path as if by unseen forces
it’s every other memory to the roaches on our corpses
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